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Ever go to the HotMale golf club in Hoboken and get blindsided by the overly under-excited, pompass druggy owner?

Did he ever pretty much tell you that your game sucks and then showcase his own talent in front of you and your HotMale Buddies?

Then to top it all off, the shallow maniac offers you and your HotMale buddies a couple of sodas
(we had him bring us Snapples instead).

Then he had the audacity to tell us that he has all kind of snacks and that the Nuttah Buttahs were tastier and overall a better treat then the OREOS (pictured above).

We felt that to be the final straw but then at the end of the evening, after blatently "offering"

(he was all like, hey you guys want a couple a soh-ders?")

us the sodas he over-charged us $109 for golfing + the freakin' "sodas!"

WHAT A CHEAP ASS HOT MALE ASSHOLE!

If you have a story to share regarding any type of food trauma - please email it dirctly to HotMale Model Sam.

Ever get to the point when your craving the pie but not sure which pie flavour will tickle your taste bud fancy? As a HotMaleModel pie Connaiseur I can help guide you through this gut wrenching, yet delicious debocle.

Feel free to ask any dessert related questions. Anything malicious will be eaten for a late breakfast with the home fried potatoes. And the fresh squeezed juice. You ever get the concentrated OJ? This is an outrage. $4.00 for Orange Water. You should write your local congresswoman and explain your sheer hatrid for the concentrated juice market.

I Cannot begin to tell you the amount of times I experience food trauma. Food trauma is the following:

Lets just say your out with the guys and your thinking of having the food. On the men-you it states you can have any number of delights and ALL have a side of carbohydrate festival...

If you desire the steak- you get potatoes. If you would like to partake in the meaty balls- you get pasta. Per chance, the Terryaki chicken- you get RICE. And then to start most every freakin' meal - you get bread and butter sandwich meal before the appetizer and/or main course.

More to come as I just leaped into a bowl of Wheatabix.

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