Grab Bag. You wish u had its contents.

Grab Bag. What do you think is enclosed in its contents?
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02/09/04 -- Frankie LaMonicka from Brooklyn, New York writes...

Tony Knuckles is inside the friggin' bag. If you Sam, or you Bill says anything about it...It's CURTAINS. Freakin' Hot Male nonsense.

02/03/04 -- Henrietta from Harvard Square, MA says...

There most certainly is some mushy stuff inside this. And thank you Dr. Zizmor...Hey maybe Dr. Zizmor is in the GRAB BAG!

01/18/04 -- We get this response from Mabel T. from Osh-Kosh, Indiana...

What i think is in the grab bag is another grab bag that may or may not contain yet another grab bag which is half the size of the original grab bag therefore indicating that the intermediate grab bag would have to be 66-85% larger than the third grab bag and yet perhaps the original grab bag contains no further grab bags whatsoever in which case its contents and possibly its contents contents contain nothing at all and further, in this cyber-spectacle of grab bags one has to inquire about the ontological existence of said initial grab bag to begin with wherein subsequent grab bags would certainly not exist unless this first grab bag is in fact an inner grab bag which means that it is the contents of an even larger grab bag but one that cannot be seen or even fit on the screen whereby it is only logical to assume that the larger grab bag of the on-screen grab bag contains it and everything else since it cannot be seen and hence we ourselves our in said grab bag and this one that we see only reminds us of this staggering truth but as far as grab bags go it is no more staggering than viewing a grab bag that, quite frankly, does not exist.

Thanks ya Mabel!

Keep em commin'. We are hot-modelling in Lima, Peru but will get to the rest of the responses as soon as I take off this Warren thong.


Grab Bag. What do you think is enclosed in its contents? Email Us. 02/09/04 -- Frankie LaMonicka from Brooklyn, New York writes... Tony Knuckles is inside the friggin' bag. If you Sam, or you Bill says anything about it...It's CURTAINS. Freakin' Hot Male nonsense. 02/03/04 -- Henrietta from Harvard Square, MA says... There most certainly is some mushy stuff inside this. And thank you Dr. Zizmor...Hey maybe Dr. Zizmor is in the GRAB BAG! 01/18/04 -- We get this response from Mabel T. from Osh-Kosh, Indiana... What i think is in the grab bag is another grab bag that may or may not contain yet another grab bag which is half the size of the original grab bag therefore indicating that the intermediate grab bag would have to be 66-85% larger than the third grab bag and yet perhaps the original grab bag contains no further grab bags whatsoever in which case its contents and possibly its contents contents contain nothing at all and further, in this cyber-spectacle of grab bags one has to inquire about the ontological existence of said initial grab bag to begin with wherein subsequent grab bags would certainly not exist unless this first grab bag is in fact an inner grab bag which means that it is the contents of an even larger grab bag but one that cannot be seen or even fit on the screen whereby it is only logical to assume that the larger grab bag of the on-screen grab bag contains it and everything else since it cannot be seen and hence we ourselves our in said grab bag and this one that we see only reminds us of this staggering truth but as far as grab bags go it is no more staggering than viewing a grab bag that, quite frankly, does not exist. Thanks ya Mabel! Keep em commin'. We are hot-modelling in Lima, Peru but will get to the rest of the responses as soon as I take off this Warren thong.