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Model Search 2007-2008

Sam and Bill are searching for other hot male models with amazing photogenic potential.
Send us your pictures and we will post them here with our comments.

This site is spreading like HOT MALE WILD FIRE!

FIRST SUBMISSION FOR 2007 IS...................

HOT MALE MODEL BLACKULA THE SPECTACULA!!!

The above submission comes directly from Blackula himself.

All usage of Blackula on this site cannot be combined with any other offer and the express written consent of the new york yankees - Michal Kay.

- MALE MODEL BLACKULA THE SPECTACULA!!!

GodSpeed my friend as you may be able to have a chance to perhaps and potentially capture the flag and the generic ham cube bouquet.

Archive - October 2003- Jan 2004

Feb/Mar 2004

Let there be no qualms. Good luck in winning the Meaty Fish Stick Prize.

The above addition to our hot male model search is the invigorating Swedish LuckyLife. She is a hot male model because I said so and no other reason matters as this is my site and not yours. Yes, you may think since she is a female she cannot be a hot male model, but, this is simply untrue as I am telling you she is a hot male model entry.

SHE BANG SHE BANG!!!!! YES!!!!! Hot Male Model Willy Hung from the American Idol IS HOT MALE SINGING MADNESS!!!!! HE WILL WIN THIS MONTH FOR CERTAIN!!!

He has NO REGRETS and is the FREAKIN HOT MALE BEST. Many links below to his KICKASS sounds! Sting likah BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William Hung

4th entry is our 2nd from outside the U.S.A.! It is the Handsome HOT MALE MODEL - JAZZY JOAKIM from Stockholm, Sweden.

He looks so excited in the photo - just oozing with drippy hot model-ness. Shake your moneymaker Joakim - let'em know who the BOSS is mate! You are well on your way to winning the Hot Male Model of the Year, 2003 AND the generic fruit cup prize!

 

3rd Entry has made it's way to us! From the Hit TV Show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"its CRAZY EYEZ KILLAH!!!

Yo man this site shizzle is hawt yawl. Sam and Bill - yawl eat tha pussie man? Don't tell me you don't eat the pussie! As hot male models yawl have gotstah eat that pussie! Fry the pussah, bake it, flambe' or fricassee that pussie - yawl gotstah eat dat pussah! Word. I gotstah be the hot male model of November wit dat pussah!

What do you think Bill? (Bill is slowly responding as he is in Prague at the hot model show for Klaus Gebbadiyah.)

2nd Entry here! Slick Rick Anderson - A.K.A. CYBERSWORDSMAN has graced us with his submission. What a hot and sharp ping pong paddle he carries. I am noticing and feeling the festive dude rag and red shirt combination. He reminds me in a sick and twisted way of the Hot Male Model Bono of U2.

What do you think Bill?

Our 1st Entry of November comes from Hollywood Ca, and it is none other then ROBERT FREAKIN' LOGGIA!!!

Oh my Bill!!!! We are starting off November with a serious GODDAMN FREAKIN' BANG!

I cannot BELIEVE this STEAMING pile of Loggia! What movement on the HOT MALE SKIRT too and who can forget the blue and white pinstripe button up? Robert Loggia's submission to us has me awe-struck. In fact, I cannot elaborate further at this time but will at some point; once I can truly find the words for this submission.

What do you think about this Loggia submission Bill?

I think that Robert's boy next door good looks combined with his tough-as-nails brand of raspy voiced acting certainly qualify Mr. Loggia as a hot male model. This month is going to be very tough if we get more entries like Mr. Hot as Steaming Hot Red Hot Atmoic Fireballs here. I cannot wait to see more! Keep em comming!

October's Hot Male Model Of The Month

Congrats BRIAN EASLEY of Illinois for becoming our first official HOT MALE MODEL OF THE MONTH. Look at how well he sports that hot male fedora while still having the time and where with all to woo a gawking crowd of onlookers with his red mystery beverage. We also appreciate the blue on blue on blue on gray with a cap of clashing brown, only the hottest of hot can don a completely color blind brown hat and get away with it Brian, you make us swoon, you are now in competition for the coveted HOT MALE MODEL OF THE YEAR and the chance to win one of the prizes mentioned below.

Good Luck Brian!

Rules

Each month a jury consisting of Sam and Bill will meet to decide the "HotMaleModelOfTheMonth." At the end of the year, Sam and Bill meet in a secret MALE MODEL location to crown the "HotMaleModelOfTheYear" from each months winners. The MaleModelOfTheYear gets one of the richly coveted prizes mentioned below.

Possible grand prizes include:

Generic fruit-cup

A plastic male-model Paris comb

A Meaty Fish Stick

Your choice of plastic cutlery (we may be able to get our hands on the coveted spork!)

Twisty straw (of a pinkish hue)

Pixie stick (one--excluding red)

Slice of head cheese

Ham Cubes

A HotMaleMaromoset

Multiple Toenail Clippings!

French style sun tan lotion

A gift certificate to see Hans

More Prizes Coming Soon!

Much Much more!

We Promise!

*Offer void in Mississippi - so don't try it.