Hot Male Models are advocates of the study of life. The high order of Hot Male Models have developed a Philosophical construct which, when strictly adhered to, allows the practicing individual to transition their life into a unique state of lucid tranquility. The following items are known as "pilars", each one representing a central tenent of male model philosophy. The 10 pilars are meant not only to guide one's actions, but also to serve as a source of meditation. Each day the individual must kneel 3 times and face The San Fernando Valley, from which all good things come, and recite the pilars in their order, word for word, while simultaneously contemplating their intrinsic worthlessness and hotness.

Pilars

1) Life is a continuous spiral towards an eccentric center without inherant purpose.

2) The pursuit of meaning is a futile excursion of Male Model arrogance, to ask for the meaning of life is as asking the meaning of a bowl of soup. The soup is soup, life is life, there are no meanings.

3) Possesions are the chains and bonds of a silent producing minority, to be rid of one's possesions are to be free of one's enslavement.

4) Hotness can neither be created nor destroyed.

5) For each organizing movement, there is an opposing motion into chaos thus keeping the universe at equilibrium.

6) Without light there can be no dark, without good there can be no evil, everything is defined by its opposite.

7) Form is the illusion of motion.

8) Fish are to be honored once a month.

9) Morality is a deceptive halucination created by the distorting devices of the religious, the universe is intrinsically amoral.

10) Do not be an unthinking product of chance, time and hotness.

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